colorfulhowell:

Sass master Howell strikes again

12 minutes ago7,383 notes

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

41 minutes ago606,564 notes

chiffonandribbons:

Elie Saab Couture S/S 2014

1 hour ago4,158 notes

decapria:

looneytoonz242:

tepitome:

Cake

I want the Sorting Hat cake

and-the-next-day
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all american family dinner
mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition
2 hours ago130,967 notes

gwenstafuckme:

It ain’t gonna suck itself

2 hours ago82,548 notes

mamamantis:

so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

3 hours ago106,334 notes

dlubes:

You talk to your doctor like that?

3 hours ago2,621 notes

officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

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