Massive Dongaroo
deadtrash:

look at this flower i found, nature is beautiful

deadtrash:

look at this flower i found, nature is beautiful

sexaulity:

Summary of the Summer

Come as in sex
Anonymous

i still don’t get it

Let’s play a game!

anakihn:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your lube.

GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.

coolblogr:

Seriously if you’re not following allteensrelate on tumblr

seriously

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what are you doing

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you’re missing out

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on all these golden posts

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so go follow them RIGHT NOW

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]
squarizona:

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this

squarizona:

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this

me: Can I go to the bathroom?
teacher: I don't know, can you?
*sees teacher after class*
me: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT COME FOR ME TODAY?